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Description: Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS: bit.ly/2qRaYPx ✅ ANDROID: bit.ly/31TWafU Start with💰50K silver and get a Free Epic Champion 💥 on day 7 of “New Player Rewards” program __________________________________________ COME HERE KID WE REALLY OUGHT TO TALK "Who would have believed it!! A late booking, stand-by, 75% Discount!!" Impostor Lenny exclaimed as he hung up his coat next to ZeroLenny's™ "You see, that's what you get for haggling Lenny!" "...What? A kick in the balls?" ZeroLenny™ snarked. "What do you mean? He was merely falling over and had to steady himself by putting his boot into my crotch!" Impostor Lenny limped over to the sofa, clutching his shattered balls. Since the Dark Souls Modded Experience, the two were still struggling to reclaim ownership of the Hawaiian resort. Unfortunately, the twos plan to reclaim the island by "giving the landlord a few cheeky slaps" didn't work out so well, and for now, they were staying at ZeroLenny™ Great Aunty Nora's old house plotting their next fiendish attempt for the island. "Anyway, there's no arguing with that!! A 75% Discount on cheeky get-away holiday!!" chirped Impostor Lenny. "Yeah! Blighttown won't know what's hit it!!" said ZeroLenny™ with a huge grin on his face. Impostor Lenny put the kettle on, two Yorkshire Teas with 500 teaspoons of sugar. "Just imagine Lenny! It only cost us £4,000!!" "Yeah!!.... We don't have £4,000 do we?..." ZeroLenny™ sighed. "No no! But that's what makes it such an interesting deal!" "What? Come up with the money by Tuesday or we get our legs broken in-?!" "WE'RE GOING ON HOLIDAY LENNY MY BOOOOOOOOOIII!!!!" Impostor Lenny interrupted. "I wonder what we'll do!!..." ZeroLenny™ sat up "Well... same thing we always do. Get up at 7 for our Morning Fight, dash out to the bookies and back for the football, come back and play Scrabble." "Oh yeah!! Oh I can't wait!!.... Hey, do you think our landlady will be anything like our last one?" "What? You mean dead?" ZeroLenny™ asked with a confused expression. "No I mean before the accident Lenny!! Do you remember her last words?" ZeroLenny™ laughed. "Oh Mr. Lenny, can I borrow some of this spice?" They both mimed as they laughed in unison. Several hours past and the two were packed and at the airport. ZeroLenny™ sported his usual suitcase overflowing with various bottles of whiskey, vodka, and spice while Impostor Lenny had the rest of the essentials. Aside from ZeroLenny™ failing the metal detector 5 times due to his blood being more metal than liquid, the two still had a 1 hour wait before their flight. And the two were hungry. "Lenny I am so hungry I would play Dragons Dogma for food..." ZeroLenny™ moaned. "Come on Lenny, it can't be that bad..." Impostor Lenny sighed. But then, he saw something out the corner of his eye. Tucked away into the airport shopping stalls was a tiny pizza place. "LENNY!! DO YOU SEE THAT??" Impostor Lenny shouted. ZeroLenny™ quickly turned his head and saw it, he began to vibrate visibly. "ohhellyeahsuckamypizzilennygetmethePIIZZIIineedthatpizzipleaselennyisweartochrist" he mumbled as he went into his pockets for some change. He threw many unknown currencys at Impostor Lenny including strange 16 sided rockets, chewing gum, and cotton buds. "idontcarewhatitcostsjustGETMEMYPIZZISUCKAAAAAAA" ZeroLenny™ started looking angry. Impostor Lenny knew if he didn't feed him now he would hold the entire airport at hostage like last time. "Lenny lad! I'll sort you out with a little PEP PEP" "YEAH GIVE ME THE PEP" "Lad, one little Pepperoni Pizzi coming right up!!" Impostor Lenny walked off towards the stores, but little did ZeroLenny™ know, he had been deceived! Impostor Lenny had no intentions on flying to Blighttown with Lenny, in fact he had booked flights to go to Spain for a nice holiday by himself! Before leaving, he knew he could not disobey the Pizzi Code, as promised he brought Lenny his Pizzi. "Here you go my guy" Impostor Lenny handed the Pizzi to ZeroLenny™. ZeroLenny™ snatched it hastily out of his hands. "AW HELL YEAH SUCKA" ZeroLenny™ started chomping away at that bad boy "Lenny, I'm just gonna get on this over flight over here lad." "Yeah don't care got my pizzi." This is what happened next. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 fam 😂😂 you've taken 🚻 that 👍👍👍like button👍👍👍 on three ⬆↗➡ dates 🏝🍱🚲 now... So 😐 why ❓❓ u ain't ❌❌ SMASHIN🍆🍆THAT 👵🌽 MF 😂😂LIKE BUTTON 💯👌 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 !!!!!TEESPRING GET YOSELF SOME SICK MERCH!!!! teespring.com/en-GB/stores/zerolennys-spice-shop Twitter: twitter.com/Daddy_Lenny?lang=... Patreon: patreon.com/ZeroLenny 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Special Thanks to: ZeroLenny Discord for being lit: discord.gg/DuCQXuW