Channel: AlbinoBlackSheep

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Description: Music by Smashy Claw - youtube.com/smashyclaw | tinyurl.com/smashygogo Animated by Gwynn Earl youtube.com/gwynnearl Get the song - music.smashyclaw.com/track/pirate albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics: I am a third-generation pirate Dad and gramps, that’s what they thought I’d be But I’ve been on this boat so long And the older I get I know it’s not the gig for me Now I know why I don’t fit in Looking at the scoundrels all around me My chiseled face and perfect skin Stand out in this sea of ugly I am a gorgeous pirate The only treasure here is my eyes This job of robbery, I don’t desire it The Dutchmen wishes he looked so fly The open sea’s not meant for the really handsome Case in point: those tacky wooden legs Your fashion sense is with Davey Jones, that patch is gross I volunteer to go walk the plank Parrots suck, can we get a dog? Avast ye lads, those legs need waxing Sagging pants will earn you a flog No one wants to see your Kraken I am a stunning pirate What dumb blind dude taught you to groom? This will for pillaging, I don’t admire it Take some tips from Orlando Bloom I am a dashing pirate The tricorn’s so 1662 This lust for plundering, I say retire it I bet a mirror would change Roger’s mood