Channel: IFHT Films

Category: Comedy

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Description: But you should still follow us on Snapchat. Spotify: spoti.fi/2qxkh4M Website and merch: ifht.tv Check out our mountain bike channel: youtube.com/mahalomydude Instagram instagram.com/ifhtfilms Follow us on Facebook facebook.com/ifhtfilms Tweet us twitter.com/ifhtfilms Follow Matt on Snapchat @mattdennisontv ---- Written by IFHT and Anna Toth FEATURING Anna Toth Youtube: youtube.com/musicdoodles Facebook: facebook.com/annatothmusic Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/anna-toth-music Matt Dennison Snapchat: mattdennisontv Instagram: instagram.com/mattdennisontv Jason Lucas Snapchat: mattdennisontv Instagram: instagram.com/mattdennisontv ---- Major Fox Sounds majorfoxsounds.com Hair & Makeup by Kyla Tan and Kim Chu facebook.com/K2CTHairandMakeup ---- DIRECTED BY IFHT DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY Matt Dennison EDITING, SOUND & COLOUR CORRECTION Matt Dennison RECORDED ON RODE MICROPHONES www.rode.com ---- Lyrics and Chords: Capo 4 (Dmaj7) Look at me, standing at a party (D7)Holding a beer, I know that you wish you were here.(G) (Dmaj7) I took this selfie and its just for you. (D7)Ok I lied I sent it to your girlfriend too (G) I'm expecting at least a couple nudes. (Dmaj7)I'm working out, I bet you're impressed (D7)You only got ten seconds or less (G)To enjoy this picture I took of my cat And this picture I took with my brand new hat. CHORUS: (Em) But honestly, (Bm) It's getting old (Em) And its time that (A) you've been told. No one really cares about your stupid photo. I don't care about your (Dmaj7) snapchats I don't even know (Em) why I use this app I didn't care when it was (Dmaj7) instagram-ed Now I (G) really don't (A) even give a (Dmaj7) damn. Verse 2: I'm sick and tired of your selfies on the toilet And I'm never ever in the mood for your pictures of food. Oh you eat fast food? I'm so interested You can draw, but your penmanship sucks Damn what a gangster is that 17 bucks, Do you think that you're the first one to show All your shots lined up in a row. BRIDGE: (Dmaj7) Maybe I'll send you something (Bm) scandalous (G) Knowing that it's bound to (Dmaj7) disappear If you promise not to share and keep it (Bmaj7) secret I'll (G) send you a sexy picture of my (A) rear. Wait, (Em) what I didn't know you could screen shot? Why didn't anybody tell me? I (G) think my life is over, I've (Bm) become the laughing stock Ex-(G)-cuse me while I run away and (A) hide behind a rock. Final Chorus: Would you please delete my snapchats? You can keep the ones I sent of my cat. I really hate your snapchat I think its time that I delete this stupid app.