Channel: Doug Armstrong

Category: Music

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Description: Dear YouTube, I have some things to say... ➨ iTunes: itunes.apple.com/gb/album/dear-youtube-single/1315852127 ➨ Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4MTCXRt6q3BuXRwBDvuoRl ➨ TWITTER.com/dougarmstrong Sub me bitches! bit.ly/SubDoug Stalk me at all your favourite places: ✓ INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/dougarmstrong ✓ TWITTER: twitter.com/DougArmstrong ✓ FACEBOOK: fb.com/HeyItsDoug ✓ SNAPCHAT: Doug_A Music composed, arranged & produced by Doug Armstrong ---Lyrics--- If you watch youtube you probably will have seen That youtube’s gone to shit now, in 2017 i will get demonitsed if I say a naughty word, Well fuck, the system, all i want is to be heard well we don’t care about you unless your paying us lots of doe to keep the advertisers happy we set the filter very low but i’m a guy who’s trying to do good through videos well then we’ll take away your income, unless you’re jimmy kimmel show Oh youtube, what have you done you’re slowly ruining the platform, losing touch with everyone Oh youtube, what will you do? Unless you sort your shit out then we all might have to move to twitch, we might move to twitch, it might be kinda new but at least it’s not a corporate bitch or Facebook is an option too, plus mark zuckerberg already knows everything about you option three is musically, it’s not just kids lip-syncing, they even now do comedy the final one is youtube get’s off it’s bum and starts talking to the people to make the website better run. no option five so better take the time to figure out the plan before the website takes a nose dive, come on guys you got this, gotta do something bold, gotta listen to the people and take your finger out of the hole come on youtube, think what you could be! not too late to turn around, start re-inspiring creativity. come on youtube, entice to me to come back cause my bills are stacking up and my earnings are starting to lack, but that’s not the reason i’d come back, no nor am I in it for the fame, no, it’s just that I have been… Waking up at 10am every day, I open up twitter but I don’t have much to say the thing that would inspire me has gone away you guys, all my viewers, having something to say You be like, ‘this video’s shit’, ‘I hate you’, ‘you do everything wrong!’ But I crave attention so this is my comeback song I forgot about the place where I really belong But youtube there’s a list I have of things you do wrong I wish for more transparency, between you and me google, you cool but you don’t tell us anything, though at least your not bing, that would be much worse If we’re to get along more, then don’t be a whore when it comes to which ads you will run on my page, cuz your paying my wage, please keep paying my wage YouTube know that Im gay, so I must say LGBT is friendly for kids under 18, so please give the green to all us yas queens For now that is all, google stay cool cuz you’ll probably always have one thing on me, that no one can see... my search history