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Description: Little Johnny Jokes - Little Johnny Sees A Single Lady At The Store… Enjoy the joke. A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, Little Johnny was standing behind her watching. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, little Johnny calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by it since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off little Johnny to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?" Little Johnny said uhhh "'Cuz you're ugly." Little Johnny jokes to tell your friends. Funny Little Johnny Jokes and comedy. #joke #jokes #funny #laugh #trynottolaugh Funny jokes to tell your friends. Jokes to make your friends laugh. Joke.